Why did you come to this page anyway?

Let me ask you a few questions.

Do you view porn online?

Is that why you are here?

Did the porn alert scare you when the page loaded?

You don't have porn on your computer, do you?

Well, do you?

Click on the flashing banner above. Go ahead, it's ok.

And remember one thing, porn can get you in trouble.

By the way, the FBI is not really coming, and porn was not detected on your computer. I just wanted to make sure I had your attention. Your computer was not altered in any way, and you can delete those files. Get rid of porn. Get it out of your life.

Have a nice day.

Please take me back to where I came from.